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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
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Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon, volume I, no. 183
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
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Will Durant
Civilization is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with blood from people killing, stealing, shouting and doing the things historians usually record, while on the banks, unnoticed, people build homes, make love, raise children, sing song.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father.
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