Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife Trust me, it's not.
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Woody Allen
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size
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Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
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Hal Borland
A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire, in magnitude at least, but a single tree is like a dancing tongue of flame to warm the heart.
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Christopher Morley
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
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